when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
