what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i need to put some appletini on your dick
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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