Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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