Dual....:-)
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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