We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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