one two three fourrrrnication!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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