guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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