I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Pooping to opera.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
the raccoons are back...
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