kristin has been a bad kristin
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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