I wanna bring you to show and tell
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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