my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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