So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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