theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize