Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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