The maid of honor just puked.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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