guys are only as good as the porn they watch
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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