I love black thongs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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