It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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