You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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