she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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