Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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