3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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