it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
