HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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