Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Did I show you my penis last night?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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