Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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