do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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