i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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