mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He better not be in your backpack
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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