I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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