So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
