So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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