i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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