I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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