Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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