It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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