this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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