Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
His hands were made for my vagina.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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