So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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