Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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