Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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