I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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