What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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