I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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