dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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