Non-Jews are for practice
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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