the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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