What should our trivia night team be named?
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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