I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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