Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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