In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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