Non-Jews are for practice
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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