the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
kristin has been a bad kristin
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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