I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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