.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
