no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
