He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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