12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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